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Old 06-23-2006, 06:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Un tipo se encuentra con una "callejera" a la que le pregunta :

- Nena, ¿ Cuanto?

- Dos mil, le responde ella

- ¡Te doy cinco mil si me haces lo que me hace Yolanda !

- ¿¿ !!!Cinco mil!! ??

- Si, cinco mil, pero, siempre y cuando me hagas lo que me hace Yolanda.

Acuerdan el precio y se van al hotel. Pasadas tres horas y media, luego de
haberle hecho ella un trabajo completísimo, (cosas que ni en el
kamasutra figuran), ella se viste y le dice:

- Son cinco mil

Pero él responde

- ¿ No vas a hacerme lo que me hace Yolanda ?

Ella toda asombrada le pregunta

- ¿Que es lo que te hace esa loca?

- !! ME FIA !!
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